1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (21 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Sex change was successful…

Sex change was successful...

… you still can’t get laid.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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It’s called a dream…

It's called a dream...

… because it isn’t going to happen.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (28 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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You are both white…

You are both white...

… the baby is half black.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (18 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Walk in front of her…

Walk in front of her...

… she doesn’t notice.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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Receive wall post from girl on facebook…

Receive wall post from girl on facebook...

… read over and over and pretend she fancies you.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)
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She’s flirting…

She's flirting...

…Because she feels bad for you.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Text her…

Text her...

… Stay up all night hoping for a reply.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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She gave you the happiest days of your life…

She gave you the happiest days of your life...

… But those days are long gone and will NEVER, EVER return.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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They’re hanging out…

They're hanging out...

… you’re hanging down.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Pretend t hat you don’t care that you got picked last…

Pretend t hat you don't care that you got picked last...

… cry yourself to sleep at night.